Galactic Bodily Functions Mouse Pad – Sleep, Eat, Poop, Repeat Across the Universe

Blast off into the cosmic cycle of life with the Galactic Bodily Functions Mouse Pad—because let's face it, this is the real routine of champions. Featuring bold retro typography set against a dreamy galaxy backdrop, this mouse pad embraces the raw beauty of daily survival: sleep, eat, poop, repeat. Functional, fabulous, and freakin’ funny.

Product Features

• Out-of-This-World Humor
  Retro-style text reminds you what truly matters—on Earth or Mars.

• Galaxy-Grade Glide
  Smooth surface for interstellar scrolling and flawless clicking.

• Zero Gravity Grip
  Non-slip rubber base keeps you grounded—even when your humor isn't.

• Daily Ritual Ready
  Perfect for nurseries, home offices, or just weirdos with a good sense of humor.

• Gift-Approved
  Ideal for baby showers, stressed-out adults, or that coworker with digestive issues.

Care Instructions
Wipe clean gently. If you somehow literally follow the steps on it… we recommend hand sanitizer.

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