Hazardous Hallucinations Mouse Pad – Warning: May Warp Reality

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Caution: prolonged exposure to the Hazardous Hallucinations Mouse Pad may cause brain glitches, cosmic insights, or spontaneous time travel. ⚠️🧠💥 Featuring a bold yellow biohazard triangle stamped with glitchcore grime, this pad screams “DO NOT TOUCH”—which, of course, only makes people want to. 😈

Ideal for gamers who live on the edge, creatives who love chaos, or anyone whose desktop is a science experiment gone rogue. 🧪🖱️

🚀 Product Features:

🎯 Smooth, Low-Friction Surface
Built for hyperspeed clicks, precision paranoia, and pixel-perfect paranoia.

 
☣️ Full-Print Toxic Design
Grungy dark background with a distressed biohazard emblem and eerie text that hints at brainwave experimentation.

 
🛡️ Anti-Slip Rubber Base
Holds steady—even when reality doesn’t.

 
🧵 0.11" (3mm) Thick Neoprene Material
Soft and durable—perfect for long sessions in the simulation.

 
🔗 Reinforced Stitched Edges
No fray, no fade, no containment breaches.

🧼 Geeky Care Tips:

Wipe with warm water and dish soap 🫧
Do not use bleach. You don’t want to know what happens. 🧽☠️

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