Dept. of Extraterrestrial Security Mouse Pad – Officially Guarding Your Desk!

Alert all personnel! Your workstation has just been upgraded to a crucial outpost with the "Official Issue" U.S. Department of Extraterrestrial Security Mouse Pad! 👽🛸 This brilliantly detailed parody seal, complete with an alien operative, UFOs, and the solemn duty to "GUARD" and "CONCEAL," adds a hilarious touch of classified fun to your gaming rig or office. The truth isn't just out there—it's on your desk!

A must-have for sci-fi enthusiasts, believers in life beyond Earth, fans of clever parody, or any gamer ready to defend their clicks from otherworldly interference!

Product Features:

• 👽 Authentic Parody Seal Design: A highly detailed and humorous take on a government emblem, perfect for those who know the truth is on their desk.

• 🛸 Smooth Maneuvering Surface: Ensures precise and effortless mouse control, whether you're analyzing alien signals or navigating earthly applications.

• 🌟 Sharp & Clear Insignia: High-quality printing brings out every detail of your "Extraterrestrial Security" credentials with crisp precision.

• 🛡️ Top-Secret Anti-Slip Base: The reliable rubber backing keeps your official-issue pad firmly in place during even the most intense close encounters.

• 💪 Durable Neoprene Build: Constructed from resilient 0.11" (3mm) thick neoprene, designed for comfort and to withstand long hours of covert operations.

• 🧵 Reinforced Classified Edges: Meticulously stitched edges protect your department seal, ensuring it remains intact and looking official through all missions.

Care Instructions: Keep your official equipment in top condition! Use warm water and mild dish soap to gently clean any cosmic dust or earthly spills. No need to soak the entire pad. For more stubborn (or alien) residue, a soft-bristled brush can be used.

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➔ Exclusively at GeekPadz.com.